Drinking song
I used to love to party
at the bar with my friends
I could drink them under the table
Stay till the party ends
But the party never ends
oh yeah oh yeah
One night I was celebrating
My ninth DWI
I hopped in my truck
And hit the road
But two girls had to die
Yeah two girls had to die
but why oh why
I woke up behind a dumpster
With a bottle in my hand
Then the cops they took me away
And in the jail I did land
Yeah in the jail I did land again, again
And now I am dying
Of cirrhosis of the liver
The party’s almost over
And the liquor store won’t deliver
And the liquor store won’t deliver
oh no, oh no
I used to be
the life of the party
Yeah I thought I was pretty cool
Now I realize that I’ve been duped
yes I am the fool
Yes I am the fool
But if I can ever get out of this jail
you know what I’m gonna do?
Gonna get the biggest bottle of vodka
A celebration is overdue
A celebration is overdue
For me and you