A Faireytale, Adam and Noah

So you want yourself a fairytale.

A tale as old as time

Be careful what you ask for

Things could turn on a dime

Once upon a time

They lived happily ever after

And then this guy build a ship

With peers and beams and rafters

Taking animals 2×2

and his wife they set for sail

To reseed the human race

The old one was a fail

The problem is they had three sons and that’s just kind of weird

Incest is best for Noah’s ark

And this is what we feared

ButAdam and eve they had three sons

And I guess somehow it worked

I don’t really get biology

Sounds like a circle jerk

Once upon a time

They lived happily ever after

And told the stories of how it began

And what ensued was laughter