I have a three day house guest
my girlfriends old aunt flow
it’s always been a test
should I stay or go
she always comes to visit
at the same time each month
my girlfriend is exquisite
her aunt I confront
Sometimes I want to leave
for three or four days
buy a bottle of Aleve
come back to reappraise
the moon is full and so is she
strong is the pull to flee
the moon is full and so is she
there is no guarantee
it’ll be over soon
I can stick it out
I know it’s inopportune
but I’ll survive no doubt
i’ve done it before
and I’ll do it again
with tact i’ll score
a solid win
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