A Wonderful Addiction

It’s a wonderful addiction

I don’t consider it as an affliction

although it may seem like a contradiction

I think it’s a wonderful addiction

my parents gave it to me as a kid

and made a lot of money selling it

they got me hooked they sure did

tried many times but I just can’t quit

it’s a wonderful addiction

I don’t consider it an affliction

It’s a wonderful addiction

Although it may seem like a contradiction

I even went into business myself

I sold it for quite a while

it was great to have the free supply

and lots of friends for a while

it’s a wonderful addiction

I don’t consider it an affliction

but then I went to other work

I lost all my so-called friends

I realized they were just using me

all good things come to an end

it’s a wonderful addiction

I don’t consider it an affliction

but I still have the habit every night

i’ve got to have my ice cream

Straight or with syrup or even fried

Ben and Jerrys is my routine

it’s a wonderful addiction

I don’t consider it an affliction