I went with the theme prompt of an unwanted visitor, I’m really just a storyteller I didn’t have much time for the music this week but I have lots of stories. you can’t make this shit up.
Nial
Bear skin rug
John was a lumberjack and he’s OK
he’d sleep all night and build cabins all day
I used to love to visit him in his crazy place
with his bear skin rug and his ruddy face
One day I asked him
where’d you get that thing?
The bearskin rug? He came in in the spring
I came home and knew I was F’d
yeah he came in, but he never left
he was all pissed off
he was raiding the fridge
he’d just woken up
he sleeps on the ridge
I knew he’s out of season
so I called me a Ranger
said shoot him through the window
stay out of danger
so it was sad I didn’t want to do it
but I had to, I just knew it
it took a looong Time to clean up the mess
I thought he could stay here
it would be best
so that’s how I got my bear skin rug
then he just smiled and shrugged