so we had a little snow typhoon
kind of weird for June
bracing myself for the big earthquakes
fire tornadoes soon
The deserts are all flooding
The forests are on fire
The seed vault is all muddy
The situation’s dire
The science is quite clear
The fear is very near
Solutions in the past
this way we cannot last
The glaciers are all Calving
As the oceans slowly rise
The CEOs are laughing
As they swiftly take the prize
And we all sit befuddled
As we’re driving to the store
it’s all a great big puzzle
and we’re always wanting more