Granma’s Purse

I did some really cool things this week, and then I did this. I just started playing those cowboy chords and for some reason these words came out. This is not a true story. Maybe I should get a metronome or start with a click track and the drums. It’s all a learning process.

Nial

Grandma‘s purse

I found a condom in my grandma‘s purse

About a week or two after she died

I never knew she was active

If I asked her she would’ve lied

Maybe it was just wishful thinking

Trying to be pre-paired

But at 94 who cares anymore

She always was kind of scared

But she was a cutie at 94

She just wanted a little bit more

And if you catch something at that age

I would consider it a score

I found a condom in my grandma‘s purse

About a week or two after she died

I never knew she was active

If I asked her she would’ve lied