Heard about a class I wanted to take
sounded like a whole lotta fun
I could juggle a little
And I could play the fiddle
And I even had a drum
Ya I even had a drum
So I put on my best clown suit
And one of those jester hats
Signed up for a few bucks
And went to see where it’s at
Went to see where it’s at
This is not what I signed up for
How did I get in this mess?
Pubescent girls, talking periods
And I think I’m overdressed
Ya I think I’m overdressed
That’s the last time I’ll take a menstrual class
They sure made a clown out of me
But I learned a few things I didn’t know
That I guarantee
That I guarantee