Minstral Class


Heard about a class I wanted to take

sounded like a whole lotta fun

I could juggle a little

And I could play the fiddle

And I even had a drum

Ya I even had a drum

So I put on my best clown suit

And one of those jester hats

Signed up for a few bucks

And went to see where it’s at

Went to see where it’s at

This is not what I signed up for

How did I get in this mess?

Pubescent girls, talking periods

And I think I’m overdressed

Ya  I think I’m overdressed

That’s the last time I’ll take a menstrual class

They sure made a clown out of me

But I learned a few things I didn’t know

That I guarantee

That I guarantee