Moon the Amtrak
Once a year I had a party D
When I lived on the railroad tracks. A
I always furnished tequila. E
Some of my friends would bring the snacks. A
When the train did finally come D
You’d get your butt to the ballast A
We would always moon the Amtrak E
Whether you’re flabby or saggy or calloused A
So get your ass to the party D
And better get it they’re lookin’ fine A
It really is quite a good time E
And yes, it’s a bit of a crime A
Yes it’s indecent exposure D
Have faith, I can be trusted A
It’s an annual tradition E
I really don’t think we’ll get busted A
It’s time to moon the Amtrak D
It’s fiesta time A
I understand when people are late E
It is a bit of a crime A