In honor of lent.
Stop drinking!
I knew I had to stop drinking
my liver was just about shot
I know this shits gonna kill me
my kidney is just a big clot
i’ve got 11 DWIs
just happy the judge is my cousin
could be involuntary manslaughter
if I make a bakers dozen
I did all right with the beer and wine
it was the vodka that did me in
I could say no to a bud light
but couldn’t say no to the gin
i’ve really got to quit drinking
addictions a hard Row to hoe
The battle between mind and body
Who will win I just don’t know