Things I’ve learned



I usually don’t know what I’m doing

but there’s a few things I have learned

i’ve read so many self-help books

but most of them I’ve burned

I lived with a lady who edited

The very first idiot book

A bunch of hippies fixing Volkswagens

it was off the hook

I fixed cars

I made bars

I even learned how they crashed that thing

into the surface of Mars

I played guitars

I sold cigars

for many years and many tears

I was a technician to the stars

I raised kids

two adults

they turned out OK to this very day

pretty good results

after all these years

and after all these beers

I realize my brains full of lies

cuz I  don’t know shit