I shot my drivers license/G
artistic license renewed/C
someone mentioned homophones/D
and this was then construed/G
The board was bored/D
and the bard was barred/C
The band was banned/D
and the bear was bare/C
The baron was barren/D
I buried the berries/C
I bettered the bettor/D
C. D. G
and the Bazarre was quite bizarre
G. G. C. C. D. D
I could see the sea from the seashore
D. D. C. C. G
I cashed in my cache for cash
G. C. C. D
I put the calendar in my collandar
D. C. G
and traded my hash for hash
just fax me the facts/D
kernel of truth from the colonel/C
send a knight through the night/D
D. C. C
down the aisle on the isle
G. D. D. C
it’s allowed aloud
C. G. D
I will alter my altar
D. D. D. D. G
let the few have their fued
G. G. D. D. C
I will air out their ere
C. G. G D. C
I went to a capital capitol
C. G. D. D. C
in a daze I went through my days
C. G. G. D. D. C
my dependents were all independent
G. D. C
my Homophones were all gay /GDC
G. G. D. D. C. C
most homophones go to grinder
G. G. D. D. C
they gaze at the gays and choose
G. C
they get in their jeans
D. C
but don’t mingle their genes
C. G. D. CDG
for that go to mingle for veiws
G. C. G
The males always check their mails
D. C. G
fishing for the phishing
G. C. G
looking for sales on sails
D. C. G
A whishing swirl of wishing
G. C. D
occasionally one has won
D. C. G
run laps around the lapse
G. C. D
The loner avoids the loaner
D. C. G
and perhaps avoids the traps
D. D. D. D. C
I know this is quite contrived
C. D. D. D. D. C
and I’m glad you have survived
C. D. D. D. D. C
it was carefully derived
D. C. G
and the end has now arrived.