my leg was really hurting/ A
I could tell it was the gout /D
should I take another Aleve /E
I don’t want another bout /A
that little blue pill /A
gets rid of my pain /D
this time it didn’t work /E
it was taken in Vain /A
Bm Cm
One more wouldn’t hurt
Cm. Bm. A
it Will probably work
just after I took it I realised /A
this is not my trusted Aleve /D
so that’s where I put the Viagra /E
Oh No, I’ve been decieved ! /A
I was wondering what was going on /A
Morning wood at 4 PM /D
and I took two oh man it’s blue /E
I hope it’s down by 10 /A
Bm. Cm
keep it up keep it up
Cm. Bm. A
rub it out it’s not the gout
keepin’ it up /D
way to long /A
this is really /E
wrong /A
Really don’t know /D
what to do /A
with this crazy /E
shlong /A
but it’s really kind of annoying /A
I was gonna go for a swim /D
I think I’m calling off all my plans /E
I surely can’t go to the gym /A
D. D. A. A
keep it up, hour four
E. A
it’s hard to ignore
D. D. A. A. E. A
and it’s really getting quite sore
keepin’ it up /D
way to long /A
this is really /E
wrong /A
Really don’t know /D
what to do /A
with this crazy /E
shlong /A
if it hits hour five /A
I’m taking a drive /D
hour five, hour six I need /E
leaches or chicks /A
Bm. Cm Bm A
but finally it subsides
Cm. Bm. A
and the gout comes on
there’s the Aleve /A
that’s the fix /D
cancel the doctor /E
cancel the chicks /A